Life can be like that with Sarah Reeve

[Sarah]

My mate was showing me his new golf ball.
He told me, "You just can't lose this ball, if it goes in the rough it beeps, it glows in the dark, it floats in water and has an inbuilt G.P.S.."
"where did you get it from?" I asked
"I found it" he replied....

[Sarah]

Apple have announced that although their profits are down,
their turnover is still good!

[Sarah]

I believe comedian Jack Dee's daughter Ellie is very bright....


I took part in a cricket quiz last night. Zero out of thirty.
I was stumped on every question....

[Sarah]

A bloke rang up last night and said " I'm the dandy highwayman who you're too scared to mention, I spend my cash on looking flash and grabbing your attention "
I tried and tried to tell him he had the wrong number - but he was adamant....

[Sarah]

scientists have found a way to make a car run on parsley.
Now they are trying to make a train run on thyme....

[Sarah]

I tried cooking Corned Beef fritters for tea but ended up making a hash of it.

[Sarah]

Albert Einstein was a genius, a wonderful man and worthy of all the praise he received. His brother Frank, however, was a monster....