Maybe the Best IRISH Joke Ever!
emailed from (PatRitter)
Two paddies were working for the city public works department. One
would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the
hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved
on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one man
digging a hole, the other filling it in again.
An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand
what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, " I'm impressed
by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get
it: why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind
and fill it up again? "
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, " Well, I suppose it
probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But
today the lad who plants the trees called in sick. "
and another
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.
As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a couple blocks and turn to your right."
The man thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle...
"Awww, come on...you don't even know the way to the Post Office."