Sarah's Sussex Blues

[Sarah]

A page for all the lovers, venues and players of 'The Blues' in the Sussex area, to promote themselves and each other!! We are part of the British Blues Archive.
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A page for all the lovers, venues and players of 'The Blues' (with some soul, folk and roots thrown in for good measure) in the Sussex area, to promote themselves and each other!! We are part of the British Blues Archive
Sarah's Sussex Blues
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[Sarah]

I’m writing a new musical about a builder that rips everyone off.
It’s called 'Roofer on the Fiddle'....

My mate has just moved into one of those new eco flats that have been built out of recycled coffee beans
He's on the ground floor...
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I've just been talking to a drag queen from Greater Manchester....
He had a Wigan address....

[Sarah]

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I was mugged yesterday and the mugger stole my new designer glasses.
Afterwards everything was just a blur....

Today I've found out two things
1. Sex in the kitchen can be wild and exciting.
2. The staff in McDonalds are very narrow minded....

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[Sarah]

Club goers in Yorkshire are using a recreational drug in a new way. They are injecting it directly into the skin around their teeth before hitting the dance floor. They're calling it 'E by gum'....

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I went to the doctors, and told him that every time I cough it sounds like I say 'knight, king, bishop'.
He reckons I've got a chess infection....

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I saw the doctor yesterday, told him I couldn’t get the song ‘the green green grass of home’ out of my head.
He said “you’ve got Tom Jones syndrome”
I asked if it’s common, he replied “it’s not unusual”

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My neighbour from the flat upstairs was banging on my front door at 02:30 this morning. Can you believe the nerve of the guy?-02:30! He's just fortunate that I was up anyway playing my guitar

[Sarah]

I was born female, I identify as female but, according to Tesco's coffee and walnut cake, I'm a family of four....